We know your citizens better than you do.
Check their vibes now.
With our brand new VibeChecker™, we are able to "read minds" just by scanning facial expressions.
Using machine learning technology, our software sends a copy of the photo to our servers where an artificial neural network generates a result within half a minute by comparing the facial expression against millions of other's.
Here's how it works.
- Obtain current emotional state from facial expression
- Determine long-term stress levels by analysing presence of blemishes on the face
- Identify the individual and gain acccess to other personal information* using the national database
*such as faith affliations, education level, net worth, eccentricity of hobbies**, etc.
**this includes obsession with anthromorphic animals, attraction to foreign female cartoon characters, etc. - Generate an aggregated score based on these data which measures likelihood to commit crime
- Automatically issue arrest warrants to "high-risk" individuals
- Increased overall sense of security among citizens with greater obedience
Imagine having a perfect society.
A society where potential criminals are eliminated before even thinking of committing a crime.
Not convinced yet?
Our Quality Assurance (QA) team have rigorously tested the systems over a period of 2 years and 4 months to ensure innocent comrades are not wrongly convicted. Our company adheres to a strict moral code with our core values being: Integrity, Justice and Empathy.
We would like to assure the general public that we intend to minimise societal harm rather than exacerbate it, in line with our moral code.
Interested in joining us?
Or just want to drop a message?
Contact one of our corporate representatives at PRteam@vibechecker.com to submit your resume or to simply voice out your concerns, if you dare.
LEGAL NOTICE
There has been a few issues which have come to our attention.
- Many people, especially belligerents of this great nation, have wrongfully denounced our product as being "dystopian" or "Orwellian".
We will not tolerate anyone who disparages our product. We will not hesitate to sue for defamation if we believe that your remarks are harmful to our balance sheets. - We are in no way affliated with the anime "Psycho-Pass" which is supposedly similar to the idea of our product. We maintain that the anime and our product, VibeChecker™ were both developed independently of each other. Any resemblance is purely coincidental.